Poor Izzy came to me in the middle of the night complaining she couldn't sleep. My groggy advice?
"Get a flashlight and read the newspaper."
Note I said 'flashlight' instead of 'torch'. When I'm not quite there I'm American.
It's better than the last time. I told her to stop breathing. She was loud and keeping me up!
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Next time tell her to do some housekeeping!!
ReplyDeleteSurprising I have never asked if she's made her bed or laid out her clothes for the next day. I ask about that so often I must do it in my sleep!
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